WHO AM I?

It occurs to me that a random reader who happens across this web site has no idea who I am, so I will provide my bare-bones info.

I am an intelligent, somewhat liberal, friendly 30-year-old woman who lives in South Carolina and works in North Carolina. I am deliriously happy in my marriage of three years to C, a musician/web developer/funny person. So if you develop a crush on me, that is your bad luck, because an affair is not on the menu.

I have an amazing border collie, two sisters, two parents and a small but widening group of smart/smartass friends that I like to hang out with.

My interests include singing, political discussion, light gardening, improvement of society and the environment, corny humor, and the Internet. I'm pretty organized, I shop at Target frequently and love to eat cheese. Despite this last fact, I weigh 101 pounds (the result of heredity, not anorexia) and overall tend toward being lazy.

Things I do not like include coffee, chocolate, Rush Limbaugh and other mean arrogant people like him, Dave Matthews Band, slugs (I have a mortal fear of them), hypocrisy, and people who talk on those walkie-talkie cell phones as if I am interested to hear their pathetically dull, one-sided conversations.