Limaxaphobia: Fear of slugs. Anyone who's been around me when I've spotted one of these creatures knows that it is no joke. I am not myself. I squeak, I shriek, I flee -- and if I've been unlucky enough to come into any contact with the thing, I shed clothing as I bolt into the house.

Don't bother handing me the lame argument that they can't hurt me. Of course I know they can't hurt me. Other people are afraid of roaches, which are equally as harmless. That's why they call it a "phobia" and not a "rational personal preference."

Download PDF (142 K) Subject: Republicans' budget ideas and how they have historically raided Social Security. Interesting reading, y'all.

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Have You Accepted Jesus Yet? This page is funny for several reasons. Now I ain't laughing at Jesus, but certain of his followers are crazy. The thing that caught my eye first on this web site is the typo. It should read, "Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" You would use "hath" to refer to the second person, as in, "He hath" or "Imelda hath," and it's wrong here. Secondly, if he had something to say to you, Jesus probably wouldn't address you in King James English. He didn't speak it and neither do you, so it makes no sense at all.

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In the world of X-Men, I am Beast! Well, that's according to this particular quiz...